Oh, It’s the weekend, yes! Finally time to catch up on sleep!
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Avengers one-liners (part 1)
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Apparently yesterday there were several reports of “zombies” in Miami, Cali and some other state. The one in Miami, some guy ate a homeless man’s face off. The police were yelling at him to stop and he just looked up and snarled at him. Then the zombie charged a cop, the cop fired several times and the “zombie” didn’t drop til the 4th or 5th shot. When the toxicology report came back, he wasn’t on any kind of drug. They sent his body to the CDC and they said he had some kind of foreign bacteria in his brain stem. Idk. I would just have to see it to believe it. Jonathon was flipping out lmao. Then in the two other places, a doctor ripped his organs out, ripped his tongue out and started spitting blood at the security, and another guy ripped some guys heart out and ate it under a bridge.
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